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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when someone has a seizure in the bathtub? Throw in your laundry!"
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"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth."
"What do women and hand grenades have in common? When you pull the ring off, your house goes away."
"What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? ""Put it on my bill."""
"My cousin writes a lot of dark, emo poetry His parents say not to worry, though - he's just going through a phrase."
"Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism? Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber."
"Is it hot in here, or is it just me? - Joan of Arc"
"What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of? Vampliers"
"Anytime I see a tweet in a different language, I read it as ""Oo ee Oo ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang."""
"What is Mozart doing right now? De-composing"