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Joke of the Day
"Why are black men taller than white men? Because their knee grows."
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"This dog must been at some wild ass party last night. He still wearing a lampshade around his neck."
"If it looks like a duck & swims like a duck & talks like an angry duck policeman, then you about to fail a sobriety test son"
"I'm never buying a Labrador... Havent you seen how many of their owners go blind?"
"What the best thing about pedophiles? They always drive slowly near schools"
"*boss calls me into office* ""um but sir my name is--"" Be quiet you're ""into office"" now"
"A blind man walks into a bar..... If he could see then that would'nt have happened."
"How do you get a redneck to suck your dick? Put Ranch on it..."
"Doggy style My wife and I haf sex doggy style last night...She rolled over and played dead, and I sat there and begged for it."
"""Who am I?"" she beckoned the stars. Stars: We've gone over this a million times. You are a geisha caveman."