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Joke of the Day
"A blind man walks into a bar..... If he could see then that would'nt have happened."
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"I'm glad the pet stores close before the bar does. I could see drunken pet adoption being a real problem for me."
"You know who could really get a party started? Lenin."
"""If you approach a bear in the woods, lie down and play dead"" - brilliant rumor started by lazy bears"
"We are happily married She's happy, and I am married!"
"I've just burned the Koran... ...to CD if anyone wants a copy."
"what is a painfully loud color? YELLOW!!"
"Yarrrr! What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr? ""R?"" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!"
"All generalizations are false, including this one."
"When I'm texting, I start typing faster when i see you're typing too. Oh, IT'S ON!! #amazingrace"