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Joke of the Day
"A blind man walks into a bar..... If he could see then that would'nt have happened."
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"""DADDY THERE'S A MONSTER UNDER MY BED"" [me opening bedroom window] Wife: What are you doing? Me: *climbing out* ARE YOU COMING OR NOT?"
"DATING TIP: Surprise your date! Show up a day early."
"Why is it called the ""funny bone"" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles? Because it's humerus."
"If you ever travel to Italy, you have to try their famous food called ""Pasta,"" which I believe is Italian for ""Pizza."""
"""There's Dave"" Regular Dave or Dave who thinks he's a hotdog and ""f"" is a vowel? [cut to Dave writing in a book titled ""Diary of an frank""]"
"What is Littlefinger's favorite castle in all of Westeros? Haremhal"
"What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says ""Spit out that toffee"" and a train says ""Choo choo."""
"The barman says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here"". A time traveler walks into a bar."