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Joke of the Day
"I like my girls like I like my coffee. In a bag in my freezer"
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"Mitt Romney."
"What would you do? geaNostra"
"What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't cry when you drop a load in it."
"Why are Werewolves such pessimists? They refuse to look at the silver lining."
"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, ""Hey - that's pretty cool. Where did you get him?"" The parrot says, ""Detroit."""
"On this great new diet called ""sleep through breakfast."""
"A man named Phil realized he was gay one night.... It was very Phil-filling"
"You think the dozen roses on my toilet tank are there to mask odor? Read the card: ""Dear toilet. I'm so sorry for all the shit I've done..."""
"[At Fancy Restaurant] Her: I'll have the oxtail topped with quail egg. Him: Gimme a steak. Her: *glares Him: Uhh, topped with a Cadbury?"