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Joke of the Day

"Doggy style My wife and I haf sex doggy style last night...She rolled over and played dead, and I sat there and begged for it."

"Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia? Because he was Snowden."

"What is a ninjas favorite drink? Wataa and fruit punch! I'll see myself out."

"How many French people need to defend Paris? It isn't known, never tried."

"Why did the competitive deep-sea diver lose the big competition? He couldn't handle the pressure."

"What's the difference between a whore and a truck? The truck can only take the load from behind where as the whore can take it from anywhere."

"Drop down towl for 200 $oh yes he probably came to bring my 200 euro's he owed me He borrowed it from me yesterday"

"I'd like to have a child one day. Two days, tops."

"Few things stress me out as much as a waiter who doesn't write the order down."

"Well, at least I have a step ladder... I never knew my real ladder, but I heard he supported 3 people."