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"How do you get a redneck to suck your dick? Put Ranch on it..."
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"How to make a grown man cry. Take him shopping with you."
"What idiot called it ""CSI: France - Murder in a Bakery"" instead of ""Baguette and Tag It"""
"What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle."
"Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics? Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states."
"How did I get out of Iraq? Iran"
"Sadly learned my family is racist. I started dating a black girl. Brought her home to meet the family. Wife and kids wouldn't talk to her."
"With all these regulations and safety hazards about burgers... Rare meat is hard to find."
"Meth addicts must pay for drugs with all the money they get from the tooth fairy"
"[NSFW]What does a woman, fridge and washing machine all have in common? They all drip when they're fucked."