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Joke of the Day

"This dog must been at some wild ass party last night. He still wearing a lampshade around his neck."

"Conan: Texas recently had 9 earthquakes in a day. But don't worry: Scientists are hard at work figuring out exactly what God was angry about"

"ant-man: im here to stop u bad guy: [pulls out a can of Raid] ant-man: motherf"

"Father: I hear you skipped school to play football Son: No I didn't and I have the fish to prove it!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ? Becker the devil you know !"

"Why your oven doesn't attend an university? It already has at least hundred degrees"

"Just watched Inception,Donnie Darko,Memento and The Matrix and now I don't think I am real anymore."

"What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe? They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars."

"I just enlisted my kids into the Navy. Or as the wife calls it, masturbated in the shower."

"Who is the hottest female tennis player among the corns. Anna **Corn**ikova!"