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Joke of the Day
"What the best thing about pedophiles? They always drive slowly near schools"
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"But is that likely? Whaaat __ You don't know Lee? Pleasant chap, though he doesn't fancy being compared to a butt."
"Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people."