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Joke of the Day
"I hate when people text back ""K""...I'm rarely in the mood to talk about potassium."
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"Hero's don't wear capes, they wear dog tags."
"My girlfriend told me to wash my willy I said no, it was the only way for me to make her gag"
"idiot blind person What is the difference between someone who is so dumb he doesn't know how to open his eyes and the sun. The sun is bright enough to see!"
"If I had access to time travel, I'd use it to go back and cash in on some of those naps I was always refusing as a kid."
"A man buys a house The guy he buys it from says ""we printed out the deed but didn't have paper so we printed it on this plank of wood, will that be okay?"" ""That wooden deed"""
"Startup idea: a gym named Resolution that runs for the 1st month of the year, collects subscription fee, then converts to a bar named Regret"
"*Attempts to use 'I have a boyfriend' meme* Meme: I have a boyfriend."
"Him: You're pretty obnoxious. You know that? Me: I'm sorry. All I heard was pretty."
"Trump There's no punchline, as the title was the full joke"