90289

Joke of the Day

"If I had access to time travel, I'd use it to go back and cash in on some of those naps I was always refusing as a kid."

Next Joke
 
"I found the worlds worst thesaurus. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible."
"Wife: wow, we must have had a lot of trick or treaters come by! Me: wha? Her: Because all the candy is gone Me: Ooooh right. So many."
"in other news: 8 hours from now, half the country will be screaming about tragedy and loss b/c some dudes didnt catch a ball enough times"
"Why did the orange move to veggieland? So he could live in peas and hominy."
"Disaste. Phew, that almost spelled disaster."
"Why did the chicken cross the rhoad... To get to the other island."
"What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !"
"My mother was feeling cold so now I'm wearing a sweater."
"Have you heard the joke about the happy roman? He was glad he ate her."
Terms & Privacy