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Joke of the Day
"Hero's don't wear capes, they wear dog tags."
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"Q: ""What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"" A: ""You can't tuna fish."""
"Why did the melon have commitment issues? Because he cantaloupe"
"Do you know why Station Masters are so good at their job?? They train them-self a lot."
"Teacher and student Chemistry teacher: Did you know protons have mass? Student: I didn't even know they were catholics."
"My husband just went 69 mph in a 50 zone just so he could point at the speedometer and wink at me. 15 years and going strong."
"Why do Greeks like fried foods? Because they're greasy"
"Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it's says ""No *Tres*passing."
"I'm a ginja. What is that you might say? A ginger ninja"
"What is 13 inches long, has a purple head and makes a woman scream all night long? Crib death."