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Joke of the Day
"*Attempts to use 'I have a boyfriend' meme* Meme: I have a boyfriend."
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"I've put something aside for a rainy day. It's an umbrella."
"Did you hear about the man who burnt down a field full of beans? He really razed some pulses."
"Today, a guy put a gun to my head and demanded a coconut-filled chocolate bar. I hate Bounty Hunters."
"Sometimes I wish life had subtitles."
"I once dated a girl who got in a car accident and lost her whole left side. Shes all right now."
"""Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed."""
"What do you call a magical creature with a skin disease? A leperchaun."
"Two antenna got married.... ... the reception was amazing."
"What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese."