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Joke of the Day

"Trump There's no punchline, as the title was the full joke"

"Why do rogues wear leather armoe? Because it's made of hide."

"The 8 fell over and stayed there for infinity."

"There's no human I hate more than the attendant in the bathroom at bars. Bro, I can handle this portion of my day ASSISTANCE FREE."

"Why did the baker get smelly fingers? Because he needed a poo."

"Rum: ""Drink me."" Me: ""No, I'll get a hangover."" Rum: ""Nah, you'll get funnier and better looking!"" Me: ""Really?"" *drinks* Rum: ""Sucker."""

"Why don't cannibals eat the feet? Because they are lactoes intolerant. Told to me by my 12 year old."

"If you don't like the way you look naked, remember; by the time you have your clothes off, its the other person's problem."

"TIL that in 1940 a German U-Boat captain found himself aboard a British vessel. Whoops, wrong sub."

"What is Polish roulette? It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol."