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Joke of the Day

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? (NSFW) You can keep the tip..."

"Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden."

"What's the difference between some people and a bucket of shit? The bucket."

"Forgot to turn on the oven. Food's been in there for 45mins. I know, cause I set the timer."

"*at a concert* ARE YOU GUYS READY TO ROCK (Crowd) ""YEAAAAH"" LETS DO THIS HIT IT *30 second ad plays first*"

"Q. How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert? A. Because they look at *your* shoes when they're talking to you."

"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get his tiny little legs open?"

"AMA request! Someone who actually pays for Netflix. Instead of using their brothers ex girlfriends sisters moms password."

"How i made my computer run faster... I painted it black."

"""Bitches ain't shit"" - Saint Valentine's last words."