63894
Joke of the Day
"What did baby corn say to mumma corn? Where's popcorn?"
Next Joke
"A ship full of red paint crashes into a island... The sailors were marooned."
"What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch? A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!"
"Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream."
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. ~ Will Shriner"
"My girlfriend is like ketchup. I always bang her on the table."
"Which chemical compound are you most likely to find at a frat party? Hydrogen *Bro*mide."
"What is the greatest sport in the history of the Olympics? Discus(s). [I think this works better verbally...]"
"What type of computer sings? A Dell."
"They said, ""Dress for the job you want."" Apparently pornstar wasn't a valid option."