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Joke of the Day

"""Bitches ain't shit"" - Saint Valentine's last words."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking...... JK Rowling"

"Boss: You gonna get any work done today? Me: Sorry Boss, I was up late watching the game, I'll pick it up. B: Who won? M: Jack Daniels"

"I got gas for $1.08 today... ...too bad it was from Taco Bell."

"Chris Christies mom told him to run. She didn't mean for president though..."

"I met my wife in an African Languages class. We just clicked."

"If the State of the Union is really ""the best it's ever been"" Why do we ""need"" dozens of new government programs to fix it!"

"Its not pretty being easy."

"A new TV program to be filmed about asylum seekers in the UK... The Great British Fuck Off starts next week."

"Roses Are Red, I call it bold and brash Even though I think its art It belongs in the trash"