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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between some people and a bucket of shit? The bucket."

"My fish can breakdance. But only for five seconds, and only once."

"You're so fat, when you sat on an iPod . . . It turned into an ipad. If you don't like my joke, you should really lighten up."

"No end in sight... I can't see an end. I have no control. I don't think there's any escape. I don't even have a home anymore. Time for a new keyboard."

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if you crushed his spirit by telling him how worthless he was and deprived him of a good education?"

"I like my women like I like my cold meats In-bread"

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but they have to be very small."

"Somewhere in this world, a woman is giving birth to a baby every 3 seconds. We have to find this woman and stop her."

"Maybe Aliens don't visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move."

"Yo mama is so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge."