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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between some people and a bucket of shit? The bucket."

"Two old ladies sitting on a park bench.. Two old ladies sitting on a park bench, a streaker ran by. One of them had a stroke, the other just couldn't reach."

"Q: Why do businessmen carry umbrellas? A: Because umbrellas can't walk."

"Did you know there is a Virus that turns fruits into vegetables? It's called AIDS."

"Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off? There were too many fowls."

"A Web Designer decided to use right aligned text His boss yelled at him for it, because it wasn't justified."

"Did you hear about the man who faked leprosy to get charity handouts? It was a leper con."

"I eat a lot of swordfish. I like to be ready in case there's a food fight."

"Why did the Redditor cross the road? To bask in social approval."

"How did the bird get his bluetooth to work? He had to parrot."