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Joke of the Day

"Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden."

"The difference between BLM and the KKK? Honestly, it's black and white."

"why is there no windows 9? Because 7 8 9!"

"The first time Chuck Norris ever played Counter Strike, he no-scope headshoted a terrorist through the walls from across the map on CS_Dust 2...... with a knife."

"What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook? She Peedherpants"

"Doesn't say much for humanity that the most popular are also the least interesting."

"I'm thinking of selling my old vacuum cleaner It's been gathering dust for years."

"I was an emotional Wedding. Even the Cake was in Tiers."

"IPHONES... When I wants to talks to someones."

"What do you call a Mexican melon? A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability."