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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get his tiny little legs open?"

"I was reading a book about adhesive the other day. I just couldn't put it down."

"What did Chewy say after episode VII? I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo"

"First comes the wedding And 5 months later comes the baby."

"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."

"What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack? They both sleep all night and whack all day!"

"Why was the hipster drinking milk? He liked Ice Cream before it was cool"

"Why don't you ever say a joke about Jesus to a Christian? They become pretty cross..."

"How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side"

"Me: Got my finger stuck in this beer bottle. Wife: How?! M: Just help me. W: Have you tried butter? M: It's delicious. Now will you help me?"