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Joke of the Day

"God, Clark Gable's performance in ""Gone With the Wind"" sucked... ...It's like he didn't even give a damn."

"Duh There are three types of people in this world. Those who can add up, and those who can't"

"Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist? To get a Pabst smear."

"Whats the problem with tainted money? It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win? :D)"

"What did Ahab yell out to Moby Dick as it swam away? Catch you later!"

"What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach? The volleyball net."

"What do you call an Asian woman on the moon? an Astronaut"

"I just found out a distant relative of mine has eaten three people. It's a lot to digest"

"What's the difference between raping and rapping? One's mostly done by criminals in shady neighborhoods, and the other is sex without consent."

"Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend."