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Joke of the Day
"Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend."
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"Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV? Jar Jar Binks"
"If I had a dollar for every time someone used the wrong ""they're""... Their wouldn't be enough money on the planet."
"I've been told I can be a bit condescending. That means I talk down to people."
"A Lawyer walks into a bar He tries his hardest, and passes the exam."
"What has 7 arms and sucks? Def leppard"
"Can a guy with no eyebrows look surprised?"
"They say Titanic was shot in a swimming pool. So was The Great Gatsby."
"When my child is born I'll paint flames on him so when I stand with the other parents at the nursery I can say ""Thats my son. The fast one."""
"What's the easiest way to get off an elephant? I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!"