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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Asian woman on the moon? an Astronaut"

"Why doesn't Japan have elections? I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates."

"Knock Knock... *Who's there?* nine-eleven... *nine-eleven who?* **You said you'd never forget!** edit: i accidentally wrote it incorrectly; my sincerest apologies."

"I was going to make a gay joke.... butt fuck it"

"Pickup line: Hey girl, did I take a loan from you? Because my interest in you keeps growing."

"My wife went ape-shit when she caught me doing shots with her sister. She knew we were doing them, she just never realized they were cum shots."

"What do you call a poorly made massive dumpling? A wanton one-ton wonton."

"(scientists naming weird spiny thing in a bush) Scientist 1: This thing sucks Scientist 2: Yeah! S1: It's hogging all the hedges! S2: Wait."

"Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is like calling me a doctor, because I own Band-aids."

"Why couldn't the chicken come to dinner? he didn't seem truss worthy."