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Joke of the Day
"What did Ahab yell out to Moby Dick as it swam away? Catch you later!"
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"Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied? Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction."
"donald trump: ILL HAVE THE SUPER SALAD! waiter: lol no I said soup OR s- [assistant sliding $100] just bring him a huge bowl of lettuce"
"Standing in the boys clothes section at Kohls waiting for my wife. I just realized I look creepy. Better move to the little girls section."
"Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water."
"How do you catch a bra? You set a booby trap."
"How do you offend a white person? Tell them they can't make racist jokes."
"A parabola walked into a bar... It walked out again"
"You inner anus is so big that when you skydive it acts as a parachute."
"If I could have back all the money I've spent on drugs and alcohol, I'd celebrate by buying more drugs and alcohol."