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Joke of the Day

"Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist? To get a Pabst smear."

"A Muslim walks into a bar BANG (bomb explodes)"

"I have a habit of 5 starring bad movies on amazon because if I wasted 90+ minutes on that crap, I want you to suffer too."

"I asked my wife what would be the best way to get rid of our son's hiccups. She said, ""Stick on your priest costume."""

"I would go to alcoholics anonymous But everyone already knows"

"Did you hear the joke about the 100-inch pizza? It's hard to deliver."

"Bartender: What can I get you? Me: Drunk"

"I'll never be as horrified as the kid who suddenly realizes they've been following the wrong ""mom butt"" at the grocery store."

"What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble? Kelp me!"

"Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken"