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Joke of the Day

"Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist? To get a Pabst smear."

"My aunt sent me a private message on fb, telling me that I shouldn't post things that some people might find offensive. After much soul searching I had to do the right thing, so I unfriended her"

"What's the most embarrassing part about Hillary Clinton's emails? The Nigerian Prince actually came through with the money transfer."

"Jerk chicken is just regular chicken that made fun of me in high school"

"I recently met up with an old girlfriend of mine and we immediately started having sex... ...The police got annoyed, however - they only wanted me to identify the body."

"*picks out all the marshmallows from your Lucky Charms* *replaces them with Flintstones vitamins* You looked a little sickly."

"Catharine Zeta Jones gets naked, ties a red sheet around around her neck runs into the bedroom, jumps up on the bed and yells ""super pussy"". Michael rolls over and says ""Think I'll take the soup."""

"The length of time toddlers stare at each other on the playground would get you stabbed if you did that shit as an adult."

"You all know any good masturbation jokes? C'mon, I bet we can crank some out."

"What's a terrorist's favourite car? A Ford Exploder."