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Joke of the Day
"Whats the problem with tainted money? It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win? :D)"
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base? I don't know I just fly the drones"
"Sure, as a white man I can't say the n word... But I can say things like, ""thanks for the warning officer"" and ""hey dad""."
"What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's? Jackpot!"
"Q: Did you ever hear about the rope joke? A: Skip it."
"""Stop putting words into my mouth!"" ""Fine, eat your alphabet soup by yourself."""
"What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common? They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs."
"Someone hit my fender so I told them, 'be fruitful and multiply'... But not exactly in those words. -Woody Allen"
"Did you hear about the guy who pick pocketed a midget? How could he stoop so low?"
"Teacher: remember class, there are no stupid questions Me: *raises hand* Teacher: i just said, no stupid questions Me: *lowers hand*"