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Joke of the Day

"The ""Personal life"" section of my Wikipedia article is actually pretty accurate. It's non-existent."

"a blonde and an african walked into a bar, the african said he did a lot of hardwork to come to the states the blonde agreed!!"

"What do you call a high gymnast? Tumbleweed."

"To all the ""I'm moving to Canada"" people out there, you're being ridiculous. You won't be far enough to escape the nuclear fallout. Shoot for New Zealand or Australia."

"I recently turned 18 and got an eye test Kind of bummed I didn't get adult super vision"

"Why do girls like vampires so much ? They still eat no matter what time of the month."

"I hate people who make cancer jokes. They have no sense of tumor."

"Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock? Because that would be ""grounds"" for termination!"

"No musician has vision impairments All of them should know how to C#"

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino!"