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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a high gymnast? Tumbleweed."
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"Hey baby I put the sex, in dyslexic ;)"
"Why was the 40 degree angle so nice to the 50 degree angle? Because its very complementary!"
"Damn girl, if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple... And if you were a vegetable, I'd visit you in the hospital every day"
"I posted a joke via USPS... ...not sure if it was their fault or mine, but the delivery of the punchline was completely botched."
"She can't leave if you're wearing all of her clothes."
"Him: ""Can we have a Doritos themed wedding?"" Me: ""no."" Him: ""well, what kind of chips would you prefer?"""
"I just bought a Pontiac that sexually identifies as a Ferrari It's a Trans Am"
"What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff? They are hiring."
"Me: Read this tweet. Wife: Sure. Me: Is it racist? Wife: No. Me: Sexist? Wife: No. Me: Is it offensive at all? Wife: No. Me: *deletes tweet*"