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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a high gymnast? Tumbleweed."
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"What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !"
"Q: Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible? A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."
"A horse walks into a bar And the bar tender says ""why the long face?"" The horse replies ""my wife just died of cancer."""
"I put some doughnuts, ice cream, and snickers bars in my blender for dessert tonight, so yeah-I juice."
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"
"Told a female Redditor my dick was long... She asked ""we talkin' 'r/TIFU' long or 'r/Jokes' long?"" TIFU by saying Jokes...."
"""Will.he.was"" -Will.i.am's tombstone"
"Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 39 seconds."
"What's the only mammal that can breathe under ice? An elephant hiding in your fridge"