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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino!"
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"I probably shouldn't have done ecstasy before work but oh my god the HR lady feels sooooo nice"
"What happened when the Italian chef died? He pasta way"
"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? he's 0k now."
"Best exercise to lose a few pounds... So my friend who is a fitness instructor just came up with a new exercise to lose pounds in just a matter of days. He calls it the ""Brexit""."
"Two submissives sitting in a tree. N O T H I N G"
"[wakes up from a 72-year-long coma] oh nazis are still a thing huh"
"What kind of fruit is also a vegetable? Elton John in a coma."
"If we get pulled over this beer is yours. - Dads"
"""This won't end well, mark my words. Mark, my words. MARK. MY WORDS! I NEED MY WORDS, MARK!!!"" *Mark sweatily fumbles with the script*"