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Joke of the Day
"I almost got a job with Sony but the interview was cancelled"
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"Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !"
"If the car behind me honks while waiting for my parking space at the mall, I turn off my car and visibly start a rubik's cube."
"Beauty tip: Having a bad hair day? Solution: Wear a low cut blouse."
"Advice to the worm Sleep in late!"
"Why doesn't Santa Claus have children? He cums down the chimney."
"After Samsung phones, now Samsung washing machines are exploding. Samsung is now the third biggest nuclear power after US and Russia."
"What do you call a knight with a morning star? Don"
"Infatuation Bastard That was the punchline, here's the question... What did Pauline Hanson say when a Chinese man asked her how she cooks her chips?"
"(Selling my soul) Just sign here and here ""I should have a lawyer read this"" *a million lawyers crawl through hell* We have plenty of those"