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Joke of the Day

"a blonde and an african walked into a bar, the african said he did a lot of hardwork to come to the states the blonde agreed!!"

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those that understand binary. The eight types that don't give a fuck. And those that expected this to be a ternary repost."

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ""Watch where you're going!"" exclaims the woman. ""Sorry, I'm dyslexic and I thought this was a bar, can I get you a drink?"""

"Migrants are no longer welcome in the Greek island of Lesbos... as some people munched up the red carpet."

"Idea for a podcast: Friends hang out together and have deep and meaningful discussions and nobody records it and it's not a podcast."

"Birds that have mating rituals... I bet they just wing it."

"Car alarms should sound like two chicks in a fight. I'd look out the window for that."

"My MILFshakes bring all the police and devastated families to the yard."

"Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?"

"How many Freuds does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and the other one to hold the penis.. I meant... The ladder."