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Joke of the Day
"Lets play army Want to play army? I can lay down and you can blow the hell out of me."
Next Joke
"I bought my nephews some Cisformers for Christmas. They start off as cars and stay that way."
"What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma? When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head."
"Damn girl, is it just me, Or did I just damn you to hell for the sake of pick up line?"
"[me] if all dogs go to heaven, then what about Cujo? [the pope] how did you get into my bathroom?"
"I asked my brother if he has a fetish for rivers... He's in denial."
"I've been starting my diet tomorrow for the last 20 years."
"With my wife it was sex, sex, sex... Yes, three times in 35 years"" -Bob Monkhouse"
"What do you call a slut during the holidays? A Mistlehoe."
"Why do white people hate being called crackers? Because they find it insaltine."