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Joke of the Day

"Why do white people hate being called crackers? Because they find it insaltine."

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it wasn't born yesterday!"

"So I was eating out this girl one time... And then I tasted horse cum, and said ''Grandma that's how you died''"

"What do you call a street on the Mexican border? Wall Street"

"Americans: Muslims are so violent Me: ok but police co- Americans: shut up. Don't judge a group of people based off a select few."

"The cashier at McDonald's was more than happy to warm up some Diet Coke for my baby's bottle."

"There's only one correct response when a girl says ""I have a tattoo of a midget on my boob"" ""They prefer to be called 'little people'""."

"What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM? A stillborn."

"What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill? Tutsi Roll."

"Jokes How is cat food sold? Usually purr can!"