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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma? When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head."

"What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship? All four people are happy."

"Speculation was rife as to why Vladimir Putin has been missing for the last 10 days. Turns out he had the flu. That's what happens when you fight cold wars."

"I just rinsed with mouthwash to cover up the m&ms on my breath. Being an adult is stupid."

"You know what they say about men with big feet... They have massive socks."

"Why is DJ Khaled so good at music? He loves major keys."

"FUN PRANK: Replace signs for Red Cross Blood Drive line with ""iPhone 6 in Stock"" and watch the shenanigans ensue."

"What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair? Caesars."

"Almonds on the tree; Amonds off the tree cause to get them off the tree you hafta shake the ""L"" out of them!"

"What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service? A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)"