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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl, is it just me, Or did I just damn you to hell for the sake of pick up line?"
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"What's a pirates favorite class? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt"
"Where does a general keep his armies? In his sleevies."
"As I was finishing a round of golf during a lightning storm, I was suddenly struck ...by how peaceful my game was with no one else on the course. I should do this more often!"
"Christian pop music? You mean holy shit?"
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black and arrest the lightbulb for being broke."
"What do you call a midget mexican? A paragraph since he isn't a full essay"
"How do aliens stay warm? Space heater."
"Why do we.... Cook bacons and bake cookies?"
"It's 6 am and I've already referred to a patient as ""the one with the tig ol biddies""...wonder what time HR gets here"