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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a slut during the holidays? A Mistlehoe."

"So two peanuts crossed the road.. ...and one of them got assaulted."

"I had a job at a lumber yard, but I soon got board."

"Why do people shoot up schools? Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you My girlfriend told me this one today, I was impressed"

"My boss said to ""treat customers like you treat your mother"", so I haven't answered my phone in a month and I have 74 unheard voicemails."

"Hotel room bathrooms really overestimate how much I want to see my own naked body."

"Does anyone else have a girlfriend great enough to tell them that they have herpes? Well, me neither"

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ... yeah that's the whole joke."

"Where I am from, if I was ""16 And Pregnant"" I'd get an ass beating not a TV show."