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Joke of the Day
"I've been starting my diet tomorrow for the last 20 years."
Next Joke
"You'll never believe how much this girl paid me to have sex with her...... One vagina."
"Girl, if you don't stop touching my crotch,... ...you might feel a small prick."
"I was hit on the head by a soda can once But luckily it was a soft drink!"
"Set the bar low And watch people trip on it"
"Relax. If you didn't want me knocking it over, why the hell did you write ""tip jar"" on it? Just for that, I'm taking my 15 cents back."
"Did you hear Giuseppe went to the bowling alley last night? Ebola perfect game!"
"A liar, a cheat, and a bigot walked into a bar... ""Let's make America great again!"" he said."
"What do you call man without toes? What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk? Lack-toes intolerant!!"
"A husband and wife talk about the weather... She's too wet and he says it's coming down hard."