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Joke of the Day

"One day I'll make a cure for blindness. You'll see, you'll ALL see!"

"The fun way to tell if a celebrity is crazy is by how many times they delete and reactivate their Twitter account."

"Do you know why Station Masters are so good at their job?? They train them-self a lot."

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not."

"How do you call a camel with 3 humps? With empathy, compassion, and honesty. Cancer is hard news, even for a camel."

"I like my women like Hawaii... Warm, wet, and Asian."

"An adult man named Todd just told me I could call him Big T, that was 9 minutes ago. I'm staring at him waiting for the punch line."

"Have you heard about the man that sells corn? He's a bit... ...Corny..."

"What paint is most popular in modern buildings? Microsoft Paint"

"What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell.."