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Joke of the Day
"What did Dj Khaled say to the barn owl? You talonted"
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"Piracy dates back to the 14th century, when armed criminals boarded ships and viciously watched movies that weren't out yet"
"What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ? It became a daddy short legs !"
"So my foreign professor overheard some attractive girls talking about how they like it long and hard. The exam the next morning sucked."
"How much do pirates pay for their earrings? About a buccaneer!"
"What do you say when you are comforting a grammar Nazi? there, their, they're."
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"Live for what tomorrow has to offer, not what yesterday has taken away."
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"Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team? A: A new version of the lawn dart's game."