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Joke of the Day

"So my foreign professor overheard some attractive girls talking about how they like it long and hard. The exam the next morning sucked."

"Horton must be a first base coach... Since he hears a who."

"I went to the library and asked if they had the book about tiny penises... The librarian said, ""I don't think it's in yet."" I said, ""Yes, that's the one."""

"I had to change my GPS's voice from female to male because the female GPS told me to pull over and ask for directions."

"The gym got a new machine recently, it does everything! Snickers, twix, Mccoys, pepsi...."

"Mob Boss: I need you to smoke this guy. Me: Ok, that takes 8-12 hours for a turkey though. Mb: I don't care just get it done."

"What's the diffrence between jam and marmelade? I can't marmelade my dick down your throat."

"*Pizza Hut job interview* ""Do you own a shitty car and smoke pot?"" No sir. ""You will."""

"What's the definition of a will? Come on, it's a dead giveaway!"

"I can't afford Kellogg's Frosted Flakes, so I bought the generic brand... They're MEH!"