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Joke of the Day
"dark humor What are your favorite dark humor jokes"
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"Never! And i mean never! say the word ""Bnag"" It's bang out of order."
"How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up? The rest of your life."
"Being an adult is 90% worrying about money and 10% spending money you don't have on treats because you've worried a lot this week."
"I got 66 problems and being upside down is 1"
"What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert? Darude Sandstorm"
"*waiter lays down my plate* ""Can I get u anything else?"" U CAN GET ME HAPPY FACE PANCAKES LIKE I ORDERED, U FUC- *he rotates my plate* oh ok"
"911,What's your emergency? Me: I think it's a heart attack 911: Can you call back when you're sure, we're watching Walking Dead"
"The Iron Chef judge who said flavors ""explode"" in her mouth is so inconsiderate. Now I can't hear the show over my own adolescent giggling."
"Its only the three cats that are still undefeated in the NFL regular season The Bengals, The Panthers, and The Cheetahs!"