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"dark humor What are your favorite dark humor jokes"
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"What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano? Finding a diseased beaver on your organ."
"Amnesia I was going to tell a joke about amnesia, but I forgot what it was."
"I have the email that Hillary sent Donald congratulating him on his victory [Deleted]"
"A double whammy What's black on the bottom and white on top? Apartheid America. What's white on the bottom and black on top? A prison shower."
"Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving? Because they hate Turkey"
"Dark jokes are like Malaysian Airlines flights They're either hit or miss."
"9 yo: Hey dad, where is the rest of that ladies bikini? Me: That is actually called a G-string, son. 9: Oh, does the ""G"" stand for gross?"
"""What should we put in the middle of this mall?"" How bout some chairs? ""That idea sucks"" A little pond to throw money in? ""Oh hell yeah"""
"Guy calls his wife and says, ""I had an accident at the factory today - a machine cut off my finger!"" His wife asks, ""The whole finger?"" He replies, ""No, the one next to it."""