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Joke of the Day
"How much do pirates pay for their earrings? About a buccaneer!"
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"Why is a miscarriage like a shitty pizza? They're both cold upon delivery."
"Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb."
"Have y'all heard that new hot rapper with Muscular Dystrophy? ""TWO CAAAAAAAAAAAAANES!"""
"I try not to beat live horses, either"
"What do u call a black abortion? crime control"
"Pro tip: Before you tell her that you love her, make sure you're not horny, drunk, lonely, desperate, sad, angry, bored or hungry."
"What does a pirate with back spasms say? Shiver me lumbars."
"You Rock... me paper, I win!"
"A man started telling people he was a piece of fruit. Everyone was convinced he was bananas"