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Joke of the Day
"Live for what tomorrow has to offer, not what yesterday has taken away."
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"Today my engineering final exam friend please pray for me all is well. hhhhhhhhhh it's joke my wife birth a baby so it's my engineering"
"I plan to watch some movie with girlfriend this evening. Can somebody recommend a girlfriend?"
"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. They're efficient and don't have humour."
"My wife says I think of her as a sex object... I can't disagree though because everytime I ask for sex... She objects."
"This joke isn't half bad... It's two thirds bad :D"
"I made a barista at Starbucks cry when I put my name down as ""Dad"" and he just stood there calling it over and over"
"The best reason to divorce or break-up with a man is for health reasons you're sick of him."
"I need to print some my Facebook friends' status updates on toilet paper so I can wipe my bum with them."
"A termite walks into a bar and asks... is the Bar Tender here?"