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Joke of the Day

"What do you say when you are comforting a grammar Nazi? there, their, they're."

"how much does a deer cost? its ""radyr"" - its funny because in Denmark radyr means two things - ""very expensive"" and ""doe"""

"My subaru wasn't working. How awd."

"Based on how many times I've dropped my phone, I'm gonna hold off on the whole baby thing."

"Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April? Because April showers, bring May flowers!"

"Mexicans and blacks are pretty much the same... once you've heard juan, you've heard jammal"

"Why did John Lennon get shot? because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko."

"Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you."

"What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride? That's a salt!"

"My girlfriend is like the square root of -100 A perfect 10, but completely imaginary."