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"Why did the lady poet go to the doctor? She had a Yeats Inflection"
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"What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican? Soy milk."
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"Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble? It had run out of lettuce"
"Why was the ocean so cranky? You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom."