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Joke of the Day
"Success is having no idea where the nearest Coinstar machine is."
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"I just blew off some steam and it wouldn't even kiss me afterward."
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"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, if they'll fit."
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"How does Moses make beer? Hebrews!"
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