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Joke of the Day
"One thing I like about Facebook... It's my space."
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"What's the best part about fucking twenty-two year old's? They are in their sexual prime."
"What was Whitney Houston's favourite kind of co-ordination? Haaaaannnnndd eeeyyyyyyeeeeee"
"My electric toothbrush broke so now I have to use my acoustic one"
"What did the insurance company say to Dr. Dre when his house was demolished? Someone's gotta pick up the Beats and pieces."
"Posted a photo of my clean house on Facebook and it was flagged as fake news."
"My local newspaper ran a pun writing contest I entered my ten best puns hoping one would win, sadly no pun in ten did"
"I had an omelette with FIVE different types of mushroom this morning. It truly was a Breakfast of Champignons."
"What do you get when you cross Lee Iacocca and a vampire? AUTOEXEC.BAT (Not my joke, but I tell it every time a buzz needs killed.)"
"How many people does it take to start a riot? -3/5"