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Joke of the Day
"Posted a photo of my clean house on Facebook and it was flagged as fake news."
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"What is a horse's favorite condiment? MayoNEIGHS"
"Always remember, there's someone out there for everyone... You'll probably never find them and die alone, but they're out there."
"Q: What do you call four matadors in quicksand? A: Quatro sinko."
"A husband and his wife. ""honey I have a confession to make. I've been seeing a psychiatrist"" ""Thats's okay dear"" the wife replied. ""I've been seeing the pool man and our daughter's basketball coach"""
"So I taught my Grandad how to use skype ... Only problem is, I can never tell if it's just buffering or if he's having a stroke."
"Three small children walk into a bar... These kids not used to times square"
"What do you call a man with no body and a nose ? Nobody knows!"
"I'm sleepier than a cupcake stand. They are tiered... sorry, this joke has too many layers."
"What does a cynical Irishman drink? Whiskey sour"