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Joke of the Day
"What was Whitney Houston's favourite kind of co-ordination? Haaaaannnnndd eeeyyyyyyeeeeee"
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"I like my women like I like my coffee... Hot and not talking."
"Dad always said ""Time to hit the sack!"" before bed. Not sure how getting punched in the testicles helped him sleep, but that was just dad."
"Brought a ninja to a gunfight and it was really cool. Everyone clapped. Then they shot him."
"your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath."
"An old favorite I just remembered What the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
"Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together? Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!"
"What do you call a black kid riding a bike????? A thief...."
"Why I'm leaving /r/jokes I'm going to bed"
"My girlfriend makes me want to become a better person. So I can get a better girlfriend."