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Joke of the Day
"How many people does it take to start a riot? -3/5"
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"Women who say, ""Awwww..."" after everything they hear are quite possibly the most annoying assholes on the planet."
"For almost a year I thought I was a man trapped inside a woman's body Then I was born."
"What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You've got no beef soldier!"
"Today in 1892, JRR Tolkien was born. He wrote about all the horrible things that will happen if you put a ring on it."
"My uncle the rabbi only tips 10% And a I mean always! He does that shit religiously!"
"That awkward moment when twins realize that one of them was not planned"
"Why is K-pop the best genre of music? It has Seoul."
"My dick is so average... It's struggling with student loan debt but doesn't even use it's degree... Or Can handle about 5-6 beers before it's totally useless Or Its like the Toyota corolla of dicks"
"What to you call a russian with 3 Bollocks? Hudyaget Dat-Bollocov"