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Joke of the Day

"How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb? They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for 30 years."

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"News: Hillary won the debate! My friends: Bernie won the debate! Trump: I won the debate! Huckabee: Asian people eat dogs!"
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"What do lawyers use for birth control? Their personalities."
"I failed to stop a suicidal Catholic guy from blowing himself up. ""Abort, abort abort"", I shouted."
"In LGBTQ acronym, ""Q"" stands for ""queer"" or ""questioning""... It's the ""Don't ask, can't tell"" sexual orientation."
"Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got six months!"
"Walk in closets Walk-In Closet Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents? Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet."
"What is a computer virus? A terminal illness."
"Shout out to all hoarders, sleeping on piles of cats and whatnot."
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